im having a threesome with these popsicles
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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