Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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