if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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