You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent