I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
