1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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