Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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