I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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