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(614): View more from Ohio

I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.

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(614): I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on. http://tfl.nu/pnve

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?

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(504): Aren't I supposed to sit on your face? http://tfl.nu/tzlx

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(816): View more from Missouri

you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.

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(816): you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell. http://tfl.nu/74j4

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(631): View more from New York

So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone

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(631): So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone http://tfl.nu/mgb2

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(985): View more from Louisiana

There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.

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(985): There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him. http://tfl.nu/jf24

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(806): View more from Texas

This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.

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(806): This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night. http://tfl.nu/k0hc

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(304): View more from West Virginia

he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.

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(304): he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding. http://tfl.nu/d3lt

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(315): View more from New York

He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?

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(315): He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic? http://tfl.nu/piwl

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.

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(479): I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary. http://tfl.nu/vju6

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.

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(724): You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame. http://tfl.nu/zyq0

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(518): View more from New York

I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!

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(518): I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!! http://tfl.nu/03oq

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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final

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(724): Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final http://tfl.nu/g3gv

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(949): View more from California

you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.

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(949): you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club. http://tfl.nu/2ky9

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.

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(612): Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement. http://tfl.nu/cvtk

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(585): View more from New York

He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.

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(585): He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going. http://tfl.nu/c63w

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