TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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