Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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