I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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