I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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