What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
this boner is exhausting
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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