I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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