i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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