That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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