That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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