they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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