im gay
i know
yea but for you.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
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If you die in college, do you die in real life?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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