Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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