Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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