Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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