i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.