One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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