in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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