i permit you to call me
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
The ass gains better be worth it
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