did you get engaged???
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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