apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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