She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe