I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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