i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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