Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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