This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
