everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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