Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
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the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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