How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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