bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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