brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
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Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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