so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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