idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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