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I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
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ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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