Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA