Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS