Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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