She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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