do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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