He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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