I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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