His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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