I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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