My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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